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This is Bridget McCain, the center of a very scandalous smear campaign eight years ago that lost McCain the first go at the ticket. Basically there was a little thing called a "whisper campaign" where a rumor was started that McCain fathered an illegitimate black child, even though Bridget was actually adopted from an orphanage run by Mother Teresa in Bangladesh. Terrified with the prospect that John McCain once touched a black woman, the majority of Southerners freaked out and didn't vote for him. McCain was very affected by it, but not so affected that he isn't starting the same rumor about Barack Obama: that he fathered not one but two black children.

I digress; Obama cracked that joke at a dinner last night. But seriously folks, this kind of recent smear campaign tying Obama to terrorists is so absurd, that even Karl Rove cannot believe he didn't think of it.

"Hi, my daddy learned nothing."