Dear John

An open letter to John McCain from Local 453:

Senator McCain,

As hardworking members of Union Local 453, we were deeply discouraged to see at your last debate that you neglected to represent the whole of America by spotlighting merely one field of workers in your reference to Joe The Plumber. Yes, there is a small portion of the population that are plumbers, but what about the other people who aren't your typical doctors and lawyers? We would like a spotlight too.

If you are to represent the selfless men and women who helped to build the foundation for this great country with blood, sweat and good old American work ethic, please don't forget to mention us all.

Sincerely,

Local 453
The union of Carneys, Water Taxi Drivers, Foley Artists, Gymboree Attendants and Paranormal Investigators.