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Friday, October 17, 2008

Great Idea

I ran into a friend today on the train and we were chatting about work. One topic of conversation turned to the another and the next thing you know we were talking about how funny it would be to make a porno about hedge funds. I know, I know.

But what would it be called? After much discussion we came up with Hedge Fondlers. I'm sure there are more out there. Please feel free to share.

5 Comments:

At 11:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hedge fondlers are investment spankers

 
At 11:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

there is not enough liquidity in their assets

 
At 11:42 AM, Blogger Tempy said...

Sell Long.

 
At 11:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, that would depend on the spread

 
At 12:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its going to have to be a gay porno...

and since all the hedge funds are in my back yard here, I would call it

'Hedge Friends'

scene one:
George Oldmoney and Stephan Goldenwater III meet for a little head to head 'conference' out in the decorative euanimus bushes in front of the office.

This is a porno where you know there gonna make you tremble.... two idiots filled with greed and lust in charge of everyone elses money. i'm shaking already.

 

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