Soccer? I Don't Even...

My boss's 11 year old kid in a soccer league. Here's a few examples of some of the team names.

Blue Steel
Pink Lava Lamps
PRO PAIN!
Graffiti Penguins
D'Beastz
Dominating Dolphins
Flaming Iguanas
The Buzzz
Team America
Red Bulls
Flaming Boogers
PURPLETRATORS

and my favorite:
A Squad