Another Letter

Dear Present Me,

Fuck you. No, seriously. I'm the one who has to get up early and go to the gym. I'm the one who has to politely pass up snacks and I'm the one who has to represent your sorry ass. No, I can't do this anymore. That's it. I'm gonna eat cookies all day too, what do you think about that? Clearly you can't stop me unless you learn how to time travel and everyone knows that's impossible.

Sincerely,

Your Future Self