Reow!

This is the latest conversation between myself and the The Girl Who Sits Five Feet Away From Me That I IM:

Making fun of a co-worker:

her (9:51:02 AM): yeah, my word document doesn't actually write my reports for me...so uh, do you mind?
me (9:51:09 AM): hahhaha
her (9:51:14 AM): what a d-bag!
me (9:51:24 AM): yeah, could u have a guy come to the office and cut my hair?
me (9:51:26 AM): oh, wait...
her (9:51:46 AM): for a bald guy, he sure cares a lot about his hari
her (9:51:46 AM): hair
me (9:51:55 AM): I haven't had a hc in months
me (9:52:01 AM): and I have hair
me (9:52:13 AM): douche

And after a phone call:

her (11:13:57 AM): that guy is nuts
her (11:14:02 AM): he calls all the time
me (11:14:07 AM): who is he
her (11:14:11 AM): don't know
me (11:14:14 AM): ???
her (11:14:23 AM): is it him again? haha
me (11:14:32 AM): he an investor
her (11:14:37 AM): no, i don't think so
me (11:14:42 AM): um that's creepy
her (11:14:45 AM): yeah
me (11:14:48 AM): ???
me (11:14:52 AM): what does he want
her (11:15:03 AM): i don't know the story w/ him
her (11:15:15 AM): i'm not sure if he's trying to sell us something or just likes her or what
her (11:15:20 AM): he sounds obnoxious
me (11:15:31 AM): ya he's got an attitude
her (11:15:35 AM): totes

... Slow day at the office...