Can You Guess?

This is the homepage of my web host, Startlogic. Every time I log on I have to see this stream of douchey faces. I finally came up with identities for all of them. Can you guess which goes where?

Guess which one is the:

Closet Case
Baby Daddy
Molester
Fag Hag
Gamer
Creepy Old Dude
Will Kick Your Ass- For Jesus
Wants to be More than Friends
Cheerleader
She Male


The answers are here.