Battle it Out

Man, there are so many crazy new reality shows out there! What with Legally Blonde: The Search for the New Elle Woods, The Baby Borrowers and the aptly titled I Love Money, it's hard to believe it can get any crazier! For example, I Survived a Japanese Game Show takes real Americans and brings them to Japan where they are subjected to the strangest game shows this side of Hollywood Squares.

Human Tetris, via Japan:



So I guess the real question is, what's next? Let's make up our own reality shows, shall we?

Clap It Out - 12 college girls and boys live together in a house. One person secretly has gonorrhea! The winner gets $5,000 and Not Gonorrhea.

Who Wants to Be Al Reynolds' Beard? - Now that Mr. Ex-Star Jones is now single, watch as 10 ladies vie for his everlasting love!

A Pint of Sex with Tommy Lee - screw a shot at love with Slutty Whatshername. This is the only reality show with no losers- everyone on it gets to have sex with Tommy Lee. Hosted by Mario Lopez.

Mamaroneck's Tightest Dance Crew - Yeah boyyyyeeeeeeeeee! This show is the shizzle as the best and brightest of Mamaroneck Prep battle it out on the astroturf.

I Want to Break Up a Dog Fight - self explanatory