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Wolf Blitzer is trimming his beard 6m ago

Barack Obama is halfway there... whoooooooooooa! Living on a prayer! 10m ago

Al Gore is trying to figure out how Facebook works 23m ago

George Bush Thems cattle good Eatin's! 52m ago

Hillary Clinton is loving the new Alanis 1h ago

Christiane Amanpour is totes wishing for the new season of Rock of Love. Tila Tequila sux!!! 1h ago

John McCain I don't understand- is the computer turned on? But what's this knob? 2h ago

Scott McLellan is rethinking... 6h ago

Michelle Obama is wondering why her husband is all of a sudden trying to pretend he likes hair band music 6h ago

Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt help 12h ago