And now, let's take a moment with one of the American Idol finalists!

"Hi! I'm David Archuleta! I'm actually 23 but father says I should say I'm 17. He gives me human stunting hormones. They're like human growth hormones but just the opposite. My vocal secret? Drink hot tea! I like girls. I want to take all of you to my prom! Aw, stop cheering, you're making me blush! Father makes me practice 20 hours a day. If I don't he'll get very angry. No one wants father to be angry. No one.
Will
you be my valentine? XOXO,
David"
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