Here Kitty

My friend Sharda went to college in California where everyone smoked a lot of pot. There was a stray cat on campus that the students fed and took care of, and by "feed" I mean "give acid to" and by "took care of" I mean "blew pot smoke in its ears". Needless to say the cat became a crack whore, begging for food and drugs outside this one building called Mason Hall. The cat then became to be known as the Mason Cat.

I never met the Mason Cat, but I think if he had a home he'd look somewhat like this.