Woof

I don't mean to post a lot of things about dogs today, but it just so happened that my I woke up to find that my dog vomited a little bile this morning. I have a vague recollection of hearing him whine in the middle of the night, but I just assumed he was remembering an old episode of Lassie. So I googled it, because I'm too cheap to go to a vet, and it could be anything from allergies to motion sickness to, "Oh, it's Thursday - time to vomit." I need to teach him how to do it in the toilet just like any other self respecting man.