Audit? I Don't Even Know It

I got a 1099 from a gig I got this year and I figured I'd ask the in-office accountant how I put that into Turbo Tax. Then I was all, "Well, what if I just 'forget' to put it in? Because once I do, I'll get like, no money back. Wink wink." Like, he's an accountant- he's supposed to be able to tell me how to screw the government. Turns out you can't because it will "show up" on their "computer", and by "show up" I mean "rain on" and by "computer" I mean "my parade".