Whoop Whoop!

Hey, that's the fashion police driving by! You're under arrest! No, but seriously, what was the "story" behind this? You know how designers have a story, like "This look is for the young traveler from Italy who finds herself in a Parisian fountain with doves," and then a model walks out with a white flowy dress? Was this story like, "She's a young Scottish bride who is driving to her wedding when a deer jumps out of nowhere and impales her with its antlers as she hits it head on. In a field of lilacs." Help me out here, people.