In One Ear

I was just on the phone listening to this guy tell me what state and federal work posters I have to order and while he was talking I just wasn't listening- kind of like when Mike Huckabee talks about god or anything. Next thing you know, I ordered $100 worth of posters but it's okay because I got approval.

These guys have an unlimited Amex and all I do is throw it around like a freaking ragdoll. "Oh, so and so really wants 2 cases of Vitamin Water? It shall be so."

With my luck these posters will arrive and they'll look like this: