Hammerheads Ain't Sluts

This article claims that a hammerhead shark was able to fertilize its own eggs and have a baby. Experts said it is the first confirmed case of shark parthenogenesis, which in Greek means "virgin birth". People are up in arms about the scientific meaning of this concept, but I think Catholics should be more concerned about the fact that their savior has returned in the form of a hammerhead shark.

What the next "Last Supper" will look like: