Tempy

A day by day and often hourly account of a temp

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Countdown

It's almost summer and you know what that means!

Top Ten New York City Summer Moments

10. The Mr. Softee theme song
9. Kids playing by open fire hydrants
8. The hot asphalt-glow
7. Boob sweat
6. Hum of the air conditioner
5. Evening showers
4. Skin grime
3. Subway cars full of day camp children
2. Lazy days
1. Patchy sunburns

Aaahhhh.

6 Comments:

At 1:41 PM, Blogger Jonah said...

my favorite summer moment: walking past the chip shop on a 100 degree garbage day. yummy!

 
At 2:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Further to Jonah's comment, the smell of Christopher Street when walking to the 1/9 around 6:15am on any given morning when it's still sweltering hot (ahem, summer of 1998): piss, puke and stale booze galore!

 
At 2:39 PM, Blogger Tempy said...

Or that could also be Last Exit at 4:45 am on any given night

 
At 3:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A couple of other items:
- The mysterious shift of "eye contact" from the eyes to a level at least a foot south of there.
- In my case, an exponential increase in the number of times I'm asked something along the lines of "I like your tattoo" or "How far down does that tattoo go?" or "Lemme see that tattoo." All of which are met with the same response (or lack thereof).

 
At 4:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sitting in court in miami for the trial that refuses to end....

 
At 9:11 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

mmmm.....boob sweat.

 

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