Today, Please

I just spent an hour on the phone with a Verizon representative in Kentucky after a mistake on their part cost us exorbitant cellphone bills for the last three months. She "just caint understaind how you people could not notice for three months wheyen the beyall was so high".

"Donna, it ain't me. You don't know how these people live. I'm just the assistant."

"But lahk, layast month the beyall was fahve hundred dollars. Ah meyan..."

"Donna, shhhhhh... I know. Trust me. They didn't notice."

"But..."

"Just breathe, Donna."