True or False?
Hey guys, time for a game! Let's play true or false. Just answer True or False to the following questions!
1. I am trying to hook up my cubicle neighbor with my male friends.
2. I addressed a document to the Internal Revenue Service "International Revenue Service". Twice.
3. The phone has been ringing off the hook all day.
4. I have not eaten since 9:30.
5. Someone in the office gave me a percocet.
Guess away!
posted by Tempy @ 1:22 PM
11 Comments:
1) False. I’d like to think that you’ve learned over the years that playing matchmaker will backfire 99.5% of the time.
2) True. Fucking IRS.
3) True. End of the quarter, large gap between posts…looks like you’ve been busy.
4) True. See #3
5) True. I don’t think you’d joke about that.
All true?
I have to agree with the illustrious Mr. Boyd. If you are downing "P"(as it is known on The Street", then you are definitely trying to set up your cubemate.
That could be a simple barter. You know, a straight percoset-for-Grade-A-prime trade.
Grade-A Prime? Please define.
You know, American male beef.
Hey - the I Love New York season finale is on tonight at 9:00. There's a marathon on to kick-off the big event.
All true.
Actually, the girl next to me is not the one who gave me the P (nice job Boyd and Jay), it was the guy across the hall. But yes, all of those are true.
I love Grade A prime beef I Love New York
On the subject of Loving New York, there is nothing quite as fulfilling as seeing a 250 lb., muscle bound man break down and cry.
And kudos to the gentleman across the hall. Find out if he is selling any of those later, ok?
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