"I'm sorry my bride, but I've met someone else. Someone who understands my needs. Plus she she's great at face painting. And now I have to ship you back to Russia."
Sorry I missed this. The price I pay for being a working stiff.
And Lynne, EVERYONE knows you can't just start with the pussy. You have to start outside the triangle of sensuality....thats right, the triangle formed by the nipples and the virginia.
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A chick in a box?
Oh!!!
Dammit Lynne, you beat me to it. But I was gonna do all three steps.
Step 1, get a clown...
Was gonna be something like:
1. You cut a hole in that case
2. You put your chick in that case
3. You make the clown open the case
I'm clapping it out right now.
Silly, clown! Chicks under lids!
umm.... it's a stretch
(clapping)
Especially "Make the clown open the case"
"I'm sorry my bride, but I've met someone else. Someone who understands my needs. Plus she she's great at face painting. And now I have to ship you back to Russia."
That's what happens when you leave your dancing ballerina musical jewelery box closed for too long...
Nooo! I said "Le Coq"!
(anyone.... that's a thinkin' man's joke right there....)
And when you water it too often.
Uh, I don't get Lynne's joke.
whew! me neither.
Ooooohhhhh... "Le Coq" but she heard "Le Box"? Am I warm?
did you just call me Johan?
Yeah. it was rough. The "Le Coq (pronounced: cock) Institute" is one of the leading clown schools in France.
and um... Johan? That's your new warrior name.
I totally deleted that comment where I called you Johan. I meant Jonah.
Very nice, Lynne.
Johan the (very small) Barbarian
Who can? Johan.
Whose hand? Johan.
i guess it's a better nickname than in elementary school... jonah big bonah... ouch...
And the soon to be nickname "Jonah Corona Barcelona"
Jonuts on my chest
A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
Check this out:
http://www.jonahweb.org/
no more comments for me, i have to run an errand in manhattan. well no more except for this one.
i'm filling in for devon tonight if anyone wants to come and visit at the field...
I like your website.
okay, no, wait, just one more. that site is amazing. my new favorite. i can't wait to explore it.
November seminar: "Transitioning out of Lesbianism - Touching the Female Soul"
by starting with her pussy....
Sorry I missed this. The price I pay for being a working stiff.
And Lynne, EVERYONE knows you can't just start with the pussy. You have to start outside the triangle of sensuality....thats right, the triangle formed by the nipples and the virginia.
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