No Way

This is incredible- I was just looking at the calendar when I found that tomorrow is Temp Appreciation Day! Seriously! Look it up. Or don't.

So yes, tomorrow, March 23rd is the official day where you show your temp how much he/she mean to you through poems, cards, gifts or flowers. So if you have a temp in your office, s/he may not want you to know they know (because it's rude), so what you should do is buy them a gift, and give it to them, but just drop it at their desk, nod your head silently while maintaining eye contact, and then slowly walk away, backwards so as to keep the eye contact. They will understand that this is code for "Happy Temp Apprectaition Day". Trust me.

Wow, I won't be able to sleep at all tonight!