Hey guys! Today we're going to play a fun game I like to call National Geographics. Below is a picture of newborn babies. Can you tell me what animal it is?
Um, I don't know what freaky ass baby panda bear class you took at BS, but it does remind me of my favorite story of when I went there.
We were in Bio class and my snotty teacher wanted to waste the last 20 minutes so he pulls out this bizarre machine and starts rotating the handle seductively. "Anyone know what THIS is? You have 20 minutes."
Now, for those of you that don't know, before he became an insane crappy book-churning Disney obsessed kook, our dad was a legitimate biologist, and often took us with him when he did his work. We used to help him make slides. So I raise my hand immediately and say,
"It's a microtome, to cut slides for an electron microscope."
Silence. Mind you, not only did I ruin his stupid time wasting lesson plan, but at this point I had been failing biology.
Finally he said, "Well, I guess you can just read for the next 20 minutes."
But even I thought the panda picture was difficult.
Boyd, I knew you'd try to cheat by looking at the title of the picture. You and only you. And YES the answer is Lawyergirl and Lawyerboy's children. Congratulations jiveturkey!
Lawyerboy here. I wouldn't put too much stock in having attended Bronx High School of Science. Lawyerboy's cousin teaches there, and he ain't the pride of the family. I believe he teaches "science."
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Pandas! Adorable! All animal babies are cute... Unlike human babies.
How do YOU know they are pandas?
Ok, for one, they are sitting on a Panda. For two, I went to the Bronx HS of Science and know what Panda babies look like.
Um, I don't know what freaky ass baby panda bear class you took at BS, but it does remind me of my favorite story of when I went there.
We were in Bio class and my snotty teacher wanted to waste the last 20 minutes so he pulls out this bizarre machine and starts rotating the handle seductively. "Anyone know what THIS is? You have 20 minutes."
Now, for those of you that don't know, before he became an insane crappy book-churning Disney obsessed kook, our dad was a legitimate biologist, and often took us with him when he did his work. We used to help him make slides. So I raise my hand immediately and say,
"It's a microtome, to cut slides for an electron microscope."
Silence. Mind you, not only did I ruin his stupid time wasting lesson plan, but at this point I had been failing biology.
Finally he said, "Well, I guess you can just read for the next 20 minutes."
But even I thought the panda picture was difficult.
lawyerboy's and lawyergirl's love children.
"Nice_try_Boyd.jpg"? WTF?
T, at least dad was good for something. (BTW Jiveturkey, Lawyerboy and I would have way cuter love children)
Boyd, I knew you'd try to cheat by looking at the title of the picture. You and only you. And YES the answer is Lawyergirl and Lawyerboy's children. Congratulations jiveturkey!
jiveturkey is also known as faux-lawyer. i am a spy in the house of love between lawyergirl and laqyerboy. it is not pretty. but it is funny.
Lawyerboy here. I wouldn't put too much stock in having attended Bronx High School of Science. Lawyerboy's cousin teaches there, and he ain't the pride of the family. I believe he teaches "science."
Well I'm sure he was my "science" teacher then.
When did you sneak in and steal my baby pandas?
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