Telepaphonic
Just now:
Me: "Hello, ----- -----'- office"
Guy: "Hi. is ---- ----- in please?"
Me: "No she's not, may I take a message?"
Guy: "Have her call ----- after 1:30"
Me: (looking at caller ID) "Are you at --- --- ----?"
Guy: "Telepathy?"
Me: "Ha, ha, no."
Guy: "No, how did you know that?"
Me: "Your number?"
Guy: (Getting irritated/frightened) "Yeah... how... do you have a phone tracer or something like that?"
Something like that.
Mental note, don't be a smart ass anymore. Caller ID is still a new feature to some people.
posted by Tempy @ 12:54 PM
8 Comments:
Yes. Telepathy. And I also have this magical phone in my pocket that needs NO WIRES AT ALL!!!!!
Are you temping at an investment bank, again? Only the "best and the brightest" there...
It may or may not be a "bank"...
...for "sperm".
or "illegal stem cells" for "unauthorized research" in the interest of "cloning" a "mass army of Mongolian fighters on US soil".
or "rich" "peoples'" "money".
"peoples" is funny if you think of it as the name of a body part.
Dude. My peoples hurt.
I had my peoples removed as a kid due to infection.
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