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Monday, April 05, 2010

Back Here

Ok people, I'm back and going through work emails, which is another way of saying I'm putting off going through work emails. It's amazing how quickly I can remember how to procrastinate.

So my vacation was an absolute blast. I went topless on South Beach, ran into an old customer of mine who last I saw was wanted for murder (charges dropped- phew!), and the hotel we stayed at was overrun by French Hasidic Jews who were trying to observe their holidays in peace without scantily clad women like myself trotting about. I also had to push a lot of elevator buttons for them because in their religion on a holy day you can't use electronics, so I became a makeshift elevator man, sans tips. I'm like, the jig is up- you're riding in a machine that transports you up and down because of electricity. It's just gonna happen.

I am back, relaxed, and ready for this awesome week at work guys! (I'm not). But a lot's happened over the last few days that I don't know if you missed, so I'll be posting some pop culture updates soon.

BTW did you hear Ricky Martin was gay? Well, I owe a few people some money, I'll tell you that.


At 10:51 AM, Blogger Figgsrock2 said...

Were you topless when you ran into the old customer?

At 12:15 PM, Anonymous Alex said...

Welcome Back

At 1:29 PM, Blogger Sweden said...

welcome back tempy!!!
i was bored without you (lol)

At 2:21 PM, Blogger Tempy said...

I was not topless then, no.

But I am topless now... eat your heart out, office!

At 4:06 PM, Anonymous TheGuyNextDoor said...

oh, is that what those were?


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