Back Here

Ok people, I'm back and going through work emails, which is another way of saying I'm putting off going through work emails. It's amazing how quickly I can remember how to procrastinate.

So my vacation was an absolute blast. I went topless on South Beach, ran into an old customer of mine who last I saw was wanted for murder (charges dropped- phew!), and the hotel we stayed at was overrun by French Hasidic Jews who were trying to observe their holidays in peace without scantily clad women like myself trotting about. I also had to push a lot of elevator buttons for them because in their religion on a holy day you can't use electronics, so I became a makeshift elevator man, sans tips. I'm like, the jig is up- you're riding in a machine that transports you up and down because of electricity. It's just gonna happen.

I am back, relaxed, and ready for this awesome week at work guys! (I'm not). But a lot's happened over the last few days that I don't know if you missed, so I'll be posting some pop culture updates soon.

BTW did you hear Ricky Martin was gay? Well, I owe a few people some money, I'll tell you that.