Name Twin

There's a girl in DC I have become acquainted with because she has my name. Well, the same name with one letter off, and therefore, she receives a lot of my emails by accident. We have since become Facebook buddies and occasionally pal around, as one would do on the F'book (I just made that abbreviation up. Use it often and credit me).

The other day on her page she said she would "bake cookies for whoever can come up with the best title for a paper on gender and the extractive industries." Oh, did I mention she was smart? Her profile pic is her sitting at a huge DEFCON 5 computer setup or something like that. Also she went to Harvard. Anyway, not to be outdone by her actual friends that she has physically encountered in the real world, I sent some suggestions:

"Extractor? I Barely Even Know Her!: An Exploration Of Female Absence in the Oil Gas and Mining Industry"

"You Make Me Feel Like A Natural (Resources) Woman"

"He's Just Not That Into You Working In This Industry"

"The FemMining Mystique"

Guess what- I WON!!! Now I have to get the cookies from her. Hmmmm...