Tempy

A day by day and often hourly account of a temp

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Piv Out

Rut roh, looks like someone's too TIRED to speak memorized lines for two hours a night. Apparently Jeremy Piven quit his Broadway show, Speed The Plow, because his mercury levels are high, or as playwright David Mamet put it, "He is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer."

Jeremy, really? Gosh that sucks. Try talking to a child sweatshop worker or a busboy working 12 hour days seven days a week to support his family. Never mind the fact that a lot of people would like a sweet acting gig.


"I'm too hot to take your temperature."

5 Comments:

At 3:25 PM, Blogger Jay said...

Douchebag.

 
At 3:28 PM, Blogger Tempy said...

Mercury licker

 
At 4:04 PM, Blogger Jay said...

I've never really liked that guy. He always seemed a bit full of himself. I mean, even for an actor....
:)

 
At 4:17 PM, Blogger Raymi Lauren said...

yeah full of short guy complex

 
At 6:56 AM, Blogger Jay said...

Sources also tell Riedel that Piven has been complaining of "exhaustion" for weeks and has been arriving late to performances each night. Others note that the Runaway Jury star hasn't been too sick to party after performances and is a regular at Lower East Side douche mecca The Eldridge.

 

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