Holiday Card!
By now most of you have received my holiday card. This is the first year I have done this because I figured, OK, I'm an adult and I have an animal to humiliate. So for those of you who did NOT receive one, here it is:
If you did NOT get a card, it could be one of several reasons:
1. You never gave me your address - 95%
2. I just didn't have enough and I ran out - 3%
3. I would like to but the Bad Thing happened... - 1%
4. I sent you a card but it got lost in the mail - 0.998
5. I don't like you - 0.002%
So everyone, please enjoy the outtakes!
6 Comments:
I guess we will have to spring for doggie therapy. You do realize the chances of him getting beaten up at the doggie park are amazing now.
Oh, like they weren't before.
i am going to check my mail in a minute i will come right back here with the appropriate response either 1. joy 2. RAGE
NO! You fall under the category of "I ran out" but no one else but you got a thong...
it's ok i was too fucking lazy to go downstairs and check the mail but not too lazy to come back here and find your response so thank you merry christmas.
It is even better in person.....
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