Mile Stone

So... let's see...

Tomorrow's a half day.

I don't have to be here Friday.

Soon I'll get to give an receive presents.

What else? Oh that's right.

THIS IS MY 2,000TH POST!

Wow, I never thought I'd reach this milestone. I'd like to thank the douchebags who firewalled my email at my first temp job at JP Morgan which forced me to blog so I didn't lose my mind, all my friends, my old blog friends and new ones I have yet to meet (I'm looking at you, Raymi and Stephanie!), and all those loyal fans and friends and people I've not seen in a while but I know read my blog, those who don't know that I know read my blog (I'm looking at you!), oh my who else? I have to thank Sarah Palin for her inspiration and endless jokes, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton for hours of sexual tension induced posts, the media, and everyone!