Gossip Girl

So I was sent out on the impossible errand of buying something today in a store. Have you been to the stores, people? They're pretty packed. Anyway, I had to buy her 11 year old daughter some books from the creator of Gossip Girl which is really just kid smut porn. I told her,

Me: "You know this is all F-Bombs and sexual situations, right?"

Her: "Well it says here on the back 'Sex and the City for the younger generation."

Me: "Yeah, first of all for 17 year olds, second of all, have you seen 'Sex and the City'?"

Her: "Wow my daughter is such a slut."