Tempy

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Friday, December 19, 2008

Janother Jbaby

In order to increase the population in Arkansas, a woman has just given birth to her 18th child. Word is that the Duggar family would like to start their own WalMart and soon will have given birth to enough staff members to do so. The happy future greeters and customer care reps include Josh 20, twins Jana and John-David, 18, Jill 17, Jessa, 16, Jinger, 14, Joseph, 13, Josiah, 12, Joy-Anna, 11, twins Jedidiah and Jeremiah, 9, Jason, 8, James, 7, Justin, 6, Jackson, 4, Johannah, 3 and Jennifer, 1 and baby Jordyn. Word on the street is that once they have enough children to round out the J's, they will hold a raffle for any other 25 letters of the alphabet that have been available to them for the past 20 years.

In a related story, Mrs. Duggar has never had her period.

2 Comments:

At 11:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you seen the Duggar family website where they sell their books, and describe a normal day-in-the-life for the family? If there were a contest held for the most bible verses quoted on one web page, these cheery folks would win the years supply of canned squid hands down. And it looks like they can use it.

 
At 12:11 PM, Blogger Tempy said...

YES! The website is sooooooooo creepy...

 

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