Smoking Gun

HOLY SMOKES! According to many published reports, Laura Bush regularly smokes and drinks. Like, she has been caught having a butt outside in the Rose garden. All of a sudden she seems like such a badass!

Speaking of badass, I was on the train earlier and I saw one of those European couples where the man in any other circumstances would be a homosexual but really is just German. His girlfriend was hot, of course, and he was wearing a tight pink t-shirt that had a picture of a hot pink gun with sparkles all around it, and the caption under the gun said, "DON'T USE".

Last I checked it was okay to wear shirts with phrases in other languages, but I don't think it's okay to wear said shirt in the country where the language of the phrase originates.