When Idiots Attack

Okay, this is redonkity-donk. Some meddling idiot is trying to get a liquor license removed from this bar in Park Slope called Union Hall, a very fine neighborhood establishment. But instead of just lodging a complaint like a normal person, he got all Scooby Doo about it, you know how when old man Whithers wants his amusement park back so he pretends it's haunted? Well this fucktard called the FDNY to investigate "dangerous conditions and overcrowding" even though the place was safely under capacity. Luckily all of this was caught on tape and now he has been charged for making false charges. The awesome video is here.

Yeah, I used to work in a bar and I can tell you nothing's better than when some neighbor with a stick up his rectum makes useless noise complaints and wastes our officers and firefighter's time on a Tuesday night because they pay $232,999,565.03 a month in rent in a hotspot neighborhood in New York City and expect absolute peace and quiet. Dicks.

Anyway, there's a community board meeting tonight. Here's the info if you are interested:

Wed 5/14 6:30PM
Borough Hall
Court Room
209 Joralemon St
Brooklyn, NY

Sadly I cannot go but if you do, please, please make sure you keep your bottles of open liquor in brown bags.