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Company: American Express Platinum Services
Seeking: Sales Representative
We are looking for slow, non-motivated people to handle heavy call volume in the most difficult way possible. Must be willing to give five different answers to simple questions in order to successfully confuse and frustrate the caller. Repetitive incorrect answers a plus. Please respond to: 1-800-525-3355, press 1, *, say "travel", press 2, 4, 3, say, "representative", press 3, *, 4.