Just Like a Commercial

Co Worker #1: I spilled coffee on my desk.

Me: Do you need to borrow my Tide pen?

CW#1: No, it's just on my desk.

Co Worker #2: What's a Tide pen?

CW#1 and Me: What's a Tide pen?

CW#1: Really?

Me: Are you mad?

CW#1: Seriously.

Me: Demonstration in the kitchen. Now.

(I poured a spot of coffee on my light blue top, and proceeded to rub out the stain within a matter of seconds)

CW#2: Holy shit. Where can I buy that?

Me: Any fine drugstore.

CW#1: I don't even know where the stain goes. It just does.