Tempy

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Thursday, January 03, 2008

Global Loving

This whole Global Warming thing is crazy. All of a sudden, Republicans say it might not be that far fetched. So much like any political issue, I find it helps to rename things in order for them to go down easier. So, Global Warming turned into Climate Change. Well, I think that still sounds too scary. So here's a few options I made up:

1. Planet Enhancement
2. Earth Refinement
3. It's Like a Barmitzvah. But For Earth.
4. A Wee Touch 'O The Heat
5. A Convenient Lie

Better, right? Do you have any you'd like to add?

7 Comments:

At 3:52 PM, Blogger Lynne said...

Earth Toastees

 
At 4:02 PM, Blogger Patient Boy said...

Bovine Dutch Oven

 
At 4:10 PM, Blogger Tempy said...

Operation Polar Bear Reduction

 
At 4:31 PM, Blogger Lynne said...

Global Whoops

 
At 4:32 PM, Blogger Lynne said...

Hey, Tempy. There's a chance a certain administrative assistant may need to go "find" a "notary" some time next week during the work day.

 
At 4:38 PM, Blogger Tempy said...

I haven't received my ID # yet, but it should be any day now. Then we're cooking with blubber...

 
At 6:18 PM, Anonymous mlo said...

International Hot and Spicy Saucing

 

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