Global Loving

This whole Global Warming thing is crazy. All of a sudden, Republicans say it might not be that far fetched. So much like any political issue, I find it helps to rename things in order for them to go down easier. So, Global Warming turned into Climate Change. Well, I think that still sounds too scary. So here's a few options I made up:

1. Planet Enhancement
2. Earth Refinement
3. It's Like a Barmitzvah. But For Earth.
4. A Wee Touch 'O The Heat
5. A Convenient Lie

Better, right? Do you have any you'd like to add?