Shake It Up

My dear friend, let's call him "Matthew", threw a huge surprise party for his wife "Sam" this weekend. It was incredible. There was an open bar, everyone was dressed to the nines, the food was wonderful and it's always great to hang out with my friends. So naturally, the conversation turned to vibrators.

Have you heard of this one? It's a programmable vibrator. You can actually set it depending on if you're in the mood to take your time, or if you'd like, there's the option of "quickie". You can even program it to fall asleep immediately or sneak out at 2 AM without leaving a note.