Professor Graybeard

I've been telling so many people this story that I figured I'd share it with you. I was walking my dog down the street when this old Italian guy stops me to pet him.

Guy: Whoa, look at that them gray whiskers. How old is he?

Me: Nine.

Guy: Only nine and he's got gray hairs?

Me: Yup.

Guy: He must have a girlfriend.

Captain Poopiepants