Good Luck Tempy

This online magazine I sometimes write for asked me to interview Dane Cook and Jessica Alba for their new romantic comedy Good Luck Chuck.

By phone. No, I'm not doing it for scheduling reasons, but I also have no idea what I'd ask. Here's a few ideas:

"Hey, Jessica, how does it feel to be totally hot?"
"Dane, who are you?"
"Jessica, if you are so hot, why are you dating that greasy douche, Cash Warren?"
"Dane... OK, I just IMDB'd you. I know who you are."
"Jessica, You were great in Fantastic Four. Do you prefer romantic comedies or action films?"
"Dane, you were so funny when you Punk'd Mandy Moore!"
"Jessica, recent polls have shown a 1/5th of Americans can't locate the US on a world map. Why do you think this is?"
"Oh, sorry Dane, that was Dax Shepard. Wait.. who are you?"