Not Mine

It's this woman's birthday here and some of my co-workers bought her beer and hid it in my cubicle. So when someone disapproving finds it they can blame it on me. Either that or I bought and consumed three beers without my knowledge. I'd like to choose column A. What pisses me off is those f@#kers didn't bother to tell me they hid it here; I had to literally stumble on a pack of Corona's when I returned to my desk.