Pandemonium

This panda gave birth to twins this week. But for ten years, everyone thought she was a he. Or at least a totally gay panda that liked to play with dolls and cried when the other pandas destroyed the bamboo pot holder s/he so carefully crafted.


It was only until she was set to mate with another female panda that it was revealed she was a girl. Strangely enough not only did the two not mate, but they took turns mending their flannel softball uniforms while listening to Melissa Etheredge. Anyhoo, the reason everyone thought she was a male is because "The penis of an adult panda is only about 3 centimeters (1.2 inches) long," says Li Deshen, a panda expert.

Uhhhh.....