Tempy

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Magnetic

Awww. Look at that happy girl!


"Hey Scruffy!"

*ruff!*

"Scruffy, do you know what this is?"

*rrrowr?*

"It's a toy pooper scooper. Look, I'm scooping your plastic poop into this trash can I can open with my foot."

*ruff!*

"That's right, Scruffy. This comes with little tiny plastic turds that can easily lodge in a child's throat. Luckily the paint is made of lead so the inevitable death will be quick and painless. That is if the loose magnets don't get to the kids first. I love picking up poop!"

*rrruff!"*

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