Magnetic
Awww. Look at that happy girl!
"Hey Scruffy!"
*ruff!*
"Scruffy, do you know what this is?"
*rrrowr?*
"It's a toy pooper scooper. Look, I'm scooping your plastic poop into this trash can I can open with my foot."
*ruff!*
"That's right, Scruffy. This comes with little tiny plastic turds that can easily lodge in a child's throat. Luckily the paint is made of lead so the inevitable death will be quick and painless. That is if the loose magnets don't get to the kids first. I love picking up poop!"
*rrruff!"*
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