First Day

The new guy starts today and no one cares as much as High Energy Woman does, including him. Seriously, I know all he wants to ask is where the coffee is. Maybe I should tell him. Or... maybe I can read TMZ and nurse my achy back.

I stole the Girl Next To Me's Aeron chair because she is on vacation.

Oh, and the kitty upstairs tore apart her litter bag and shredded the carpet by the door.