And The Subway Is $2

Guy Who Works For The Other Office: Where's (Girl Who Sits Next To Me Who's On Vacation)?

Me: She's on Vacation.

GWWFTOO: Oh... Do you know where she keeps the stamps?

Me: No.

GWWFTOO: Oh. (Awkwardly stands around).

Me: Would you like me to give you one of our stamps?

GWWFTOO: Oh, geez thanks! That'd be great.

Me: Here you go.

GWWFTOO: Oh, 41 cents now?

I mean, really.