Who's Feeling Shy?

I was at a party briefly this weekend and saw someone I know who confessed that he reads my blog, but never comments because he is worried he's not funny enough. That is crazy! I'm not going to name names but for someone who hosts karaoke as well as he does, I'm sure he's got a few tricks up his Steve, I mean, sleeve!

Anyway, I thought, maybe the comments section is a bit intimidating. So I will give you all an exercise/challenge. Following this will be a short blog "entry". The goal is to come up with the most un-funny comments possible. Sound good? Let's go:


"Hey, look at me! I'm a baby penguin! I can't wait to walk 200 miles in the frozen tundra to find one mate I'm stuck with and maybe get an egg out of the deal with which I have to sit on it for the duration of the freezing cold winter with a bunch of pissed off penguins in a gargantuan huddle only to find my kid's going to be a little snot like me and garner as much attention as possible until it gets old and ugly! Where's the goddamn zoo?"