Chi to the Huahua

Somebody help me out here. I am a dog lover, I have a dog, puppies make me smile. But why... why is it in almost every neighborhood I am in I always see the infamous Chihuahua twin phenomenon. Basically, it's like this- there is always someone "walking" two Chihuahua's. One is being held like a tired two year old, and the other is on the ground, but off the leash. Do you know what I'm talking about? You never see two Chihuahua's walking on the leash, or both off the leash, or both being held, oh no. And why is it that the one on the ground walks like it has scoliosis and hops around a bit as if the sidewalk is too hot?

Scoliosis is not funny.

And now, a picture of a legless Chihuahua currently at the North Shore Animal League.