My Head

Welcome to the last five minutes of thoughts in my head:

"Blah blah blah phone blah blah don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me, don't you. Don't you. Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me why is Lindsay Lohan so scary blah blah TMZ who the fuck is Perez Hilton anyway a duh duh duh I want to go home oh man my dog is getting expensive I am in pain my back hurts I need a new bed"

That's just a sample.