How Many Lawyers...
Hey, thanks to Lawyergirl, I hear this blog is a big hit among the legal community. As such, I have decided to post a few of your favorite lawyer jokes:
What do you get if you send a prostitute to law school?
A f***ing know-it-all.
What do lawyers use for birth control?Their personalities.
And... my favorite, courtesy of Boyd:
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
Anyone have any others to share? Feel free to post actor jokes, albeit I find it highly unnecessary as most actors are a big stupid joke.
posted by Tempy @ 2:18 PM
12 Comments:
Wow. These are going to go over well.
I KNOW, right!!!
Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad? A: Senator
What do you call a lawyer gone good? No, really what do you call a lawyer gone good? Um...
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A man went to a brain store to get some brains to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at the store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"
"Three dollars an ounce."
"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"
"Four dollars an ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?"
"$1,000 an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
What do you call 100 lawyers trapped in a bus careening over a cliff edge?
A good start.
Nice Jay!!! (I know you googled 'lawyer joke', right?)
LOL Boyd. LOL.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Yup....had to.
My brain=slow.
Maybe I should go to law school.
Oh Jay, I still love you (I googled too)
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