Books and Baby Dinosaurs

So my bosslady and her lady cohort are thinking about writing a book. I'm trying to convince them to let me write some of it - I'm picturing sidebars next to some of the chapter text entitled, "What my assistant thinks about that," and it will just be my non-business savvy layman comments about what they're trying to say. I think it will be a hit! But no... my boss says I'm too "funny" for her book. I don't get that. She needs to do something to make people read it. I may suggest pop-up dinosaurs, just because I loved those books as a kid. And who doesn't love dinosaurs?

In my google image search for "dinosaurs with saddles" (hello Kentucky Creationism Museum), I came across this gem. See, dinosaurs really did exist on this earth with man, and with Jesus no less!