Beauty Spotted

Everyone please stop what you're doing to admire this gorgeous creature I spotted on the train this morning. You drinking it in? Yes - that is an actual Jersey Shore Paulie D original hair style. I had to take a picture because when you see something so rare, it should be immortalized. But don't worry - I put a black bar over his eyes so he's totally anonymous. Plus, you should never look a specimen like this in the eyes because if so, you will turn into gold and melt.