Christine O'Donnell Doesn't Wax, And Other Things I Didn't Want To Know
According to this report in Gawker, a guy is claiming that he made sexy times with Christine O'Donnell at a Halloween party. Sort of. Even if this story is BS, I am admittedly fascinated by the true-maybe-not-true details. Like, the fact that she said she was a born again virgin. Or that she doesn't wax. Or, most shockingly, that she drinks Heineken.
So naturally, I felt the need to turn this into a movie.